Saturday, January 12, 2008

New Hollywood Babies With Wacky Names

A bunch of models, musicians and actresses have just given birth and once again, they've named their babies a variety of idiotic names ... what gives?

I must be old-fashioned, but I think babies with names like Moses, Ireland, Harlow, Lourdes, Apple, Bluebell Madonna, Phinneas, Suri and Audio Science are guaranteed to spend the first fifty years or so of their lives on a shrink's couch whining about their idiotic parents, and justifiably so.

So history was made this week when Courtney Thorne-Smith and her husband Roger Fishman had a baby boy and actually named him ... ready ... shocking I know ... Jacob.