Completely Sleazy Wacko Spam Comments

Notice the stupid wacko comments I keep getting featuring DVD's of the Pink Panther and other crap?!? I'm thinking of doing a special blog post weekly featuring a round-up of all the crap spam advertising on my site, uninvited crap spam advertising may I mention and post it under a heading of PLEASE MAKE SURE TO NEVER BUY THIS JUNK! Special premium placement. They should pay me, I think.