Can't Wait ... Fun Day in Sand Hill Road Sandbox

So I'm here in Menlo Park and about to have the most fun day in the world, hanging with the ClubMom folks and a dozen hot mamas, yes, the creme de la creme of the mommy bloggers.

Of course the day is sponsored by the NSA so I can't tell you what we're doing -- ask President Bush -- he'll tell you. He reads all my mail. He loved How To Become An Alpha Male in 18 Easy Lessons.