Thursday, December 01, 2005

Stealing Candy From Babies

Okay, I have to confess, there are certain baby foods I used to steal from my kid because I loved them and he didn't seem all that interested.

Like those Pedialyte freezer pops that you keep in the freezer. I mean, why wait around for your kid to have diarrhea or vomitting, when you can suck a few of them down yourself, right?

And these hard teething biscuits -- shit, I loved the teething thing -- but I gotta wonder, was he crying mostly because I was stealing all his cookies?