Drove My Chevy To The Levee ... Er, Not

So much for American Pie.

Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry,
And good ole boys were drinking whisky and rye
Singing "This'll be the day that I die." . . .

Nah, couldn't drive the Chevy -- no gas. And no streets either, looks like Venice in NoLo. And as for the levee being dry -- furthest thing from it.

But this time, it won't be the day anyone dies because there's just nobody left there.