My New Moremen ReligionOf course my new religion that would balance out the Mormon's practice of polygamy (many wives) with polyandry (many husbands) would be called the Moremen Religion.
I figure a girl should have a minimum of 7 husbands, like those cute undies with days of the week on them. What a delightful variety of lovers to spend Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sundays with. Hell, why not just rename the guys with day-of-the-week names? Who needs Tom, John, Kevin, Frank, Steve, Rod and Dave when you can cozy up to a guy named Friday?