Monday, August 29, 2005

My New Moremen Religion

Of course my new religion that would balance out the Mormon's practice of polygamy (many wives) with polyandry (many husbands) would be called the Moremen Religion.

I figure a girl should have a minimum of 7 husbands, like those cute undies with days of the week on them. What a delightful variety of lovers to spend Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sundays with. Hell, why not just rename the guys with day-of-the-week names? Who needs Tom, John, Kevin, Frank, Steve, Rod and Dave when you can cozy up to a guy named Friday?