Saturday, June 25, 2005

Bless Me, Howard Stern, For I Have Sinned

Yes, father, I kneel before you and ask forgiveness that I don't listen to your show and I don't even know when it's on and a new friend had to tell me that you guys do a schtick called something like, PICK THREE -- where you pick three people and then someone has to admit:

1. Which one they would like to mate with ...

2. Which one they would like to marry ...

3. Which one they would like to murder ...


MATE MARRY MURDER I think you should call it but I think you call it something else.