Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Maryam You Crack Me Up

I'm a sucker for silly internet jokes. Okay, okay, I'm sure you've seen this before but Maryam just sent it to me and I have to post it.

BTW, it totally does NOT work in Dutch!

Van Gogh's Family Tree

His dizzy aunt

----------------------------------Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes

--------------------------Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store

-----------------------------------------------Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia

-----------------------------------------U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois

------------------------------------------------ Chi-ca Gogh

His magician uncle

-----------------------------Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin

---------------------------------- A mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother

--------------------------------------------------- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach

--------------Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle

------------------------------ Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt

--------------------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle

----------------------------------Fla-min Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst

-------------------------------- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin

----------------------------------Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking

---------------- Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew
------------------------------------------------ Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco

-------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van (you guessed it!)

--------------------------------Winnie Bay Gogh

And there ya Gogh!