Fortune Magazine: What Gives?

My 10-year-old son comes out of the bathroom with a copy of Fortune Magazine, holding it like a dead animal.

He's vexed, "What's this?!?"

"Whattya mean?" I ask.

"Look at it, it's so boring, look at the pictures, it's all about ... business and money!"

This seems to really piss him off.

"It is. It's a business magazine, about making money."

"Who cares? That's stupid. People should be making PEACE!" he says as if it were obvious. He dumps it on the rug for me.