Dirty Dark Little Sister

I love Ashlee Simpson. I like that she fucked up on Saturday Night Live -- or that they fucked her up, we'll never know the real story, right? I like her dark sexy look. I like her songs. I like her funny funky boy toy boyfriend.

How the hell did she ever become Jessica's baby sis? They are so different. She's got so much Joan Jett and Chrissie Hyndes in her. I love her. Sorry, Jessica, but your baby sister will be the big story when it's all over.

I want to see her do a duet with Mick Jagger. There's a libido match in heaven.