Girly Man Alert

Might be trouble ... bye bye golf, hello Pilates ... yikes!

Once a maniacal golfer, he's ditched his clubs and now practices Pilates. Once lukewarm on religion, he's now a churchgoer; last month he and Suzy dined with Rick Warren, author of "The Purpose Driven Life." Mostly, though, he's gushingly—some might say obnoxiously—in love. "We have every sensibility the same. It's the happiest thing one could ever dream of," he says. "We think the same, we laugh the same... we have this mind-meld; we call it the Vulcan mind-meld." Seeing the Welches together, one can imagine couples being terrified to go out with them, since it will lead to an inevitable argument on the drive home: How come you're not as over-the-moon for me as Jack is for Suzy?