Thanksgiving With Martha Behind Bars

Admit it, it's nice to know Martha Stewart can NOT come over and see what a mess you're making of the Thanksgiving feast this year, right? She always made me a little paranoid.

I do hope she's doing well wherever she is today -- nothing personal -- but I always felt like she might drop in right around the time I'd pulled the turkey out of the oven and dropped it on the linoleum -- the second time.