The Story The Republicans Will Invent

I can hear it already. Shall I write it for them?

1. The Republicans will say the "public" can't wait 11 days for Ohio to resolve the provisional ballot count.

2. The Republicans will say the "public" will be in danger if we don't announce Bush is the president and scare the heeby-jeeby's out of the terrorists.

3. The Republicans will have one helluva mess on their hands if they try to jam that story down our throats.