Dirt And Salt

I was rereading something I'd written recently and I'm editing. I've been reading it and rereading it and re-rereading it and now the words all seem to be a bit of a blur at this point.

In one section I refer to death and sex. For some reason, I read the sentence very quickly and thought it said "dirt and salt."

On second thought, perhaps this is as good a description of death and sex as any other.