My New Black Fur HatGoing up north to the PopTech Conference and I've got a new Black Fur Elmer Fudd hunter's hat with big soft fur earflaps. Also new black stilletto high heels. Parading around my place in these is NOT helping me get ready.
Reading the Johnny Depp cover story on Vanity Fair is not helping me get ready. I'm sure he'd love my hat and it's a no-brainer that he'd go for the black high heels. Duh.
Reading the new Cosmo and "Seven New Pulse-Pounding Positions (He's Never Tried Before)" is certainly not helping. However, I'm impressed that they used a hyphen properly between the words Pulse and Pounding. Good work Cosmo.