Okay, get ready for some really lame-ass journalism about how the Xbox is destroying the youth of our proud nation. Watch born-again and religious right parents (or simply paid spokespeople) spew their silly shit about how the Xbox is morally depraved. Yes, we'll get to hear all about how the Xbox is the agent of the devil. And some idiot will decide the Xbox is stealing jobs away from Americans. Yes, and the Xbox is responsible for the high gasoline prices. And of course, the Xbox is in favor of same-sex marriage.