Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Sexy? Sexiness Aptitude Test

This is an SAT you'll enjoy taking.

Test Preparation: No need to sharpen a bunch of No. 2 pencils. Stand in front of a mirror -- preferably a full-length one -- and take off your clothes.

Points: I'm not scoring this. I think everyone gets an automatic 800 for just trying it. This SAT is for you to experience and enjoy. There should be no "scoring" in sexiness, except I guess for ultimately "scoring."