Are You Sexy?

Being sexy has become a matter of life and death. Honestly, if you're sexy, you're probably going to get a better job, find a better mate, have a lot more fun and these things improve your life a lot. And if you're not sexy, you'll find it's just a lot tougher to live in this world.

You think I'm joking?

I'm not joking.

It's time to take a sexy inventory, a brutally honest self assessment of your sexiness. Get the mirror out -- take off your clothes.

I'll give you a quick sexiness aptitude test. And if you come up lacking, I have a few sexy suggestions that will turn your life around. I'll be writing about them today.