Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Don't Tell!

Big secret time. But first of all, I've got to mention this gorgeous weather we've been having -- isn't it incredible? What exquisite weather we had this weekend. It was a lovely lovely time. I had so much fun. Had a wonderful conversation with a new friend about my greatest vice -- being happy. I'm a naturally happy person.

There is no lack of unhappy people in this world -- zillions of them. Misery doesn't just love company -- misery loves a mob. Mobs of miserable people seem to be out there working on ways to make others miserable. Mobs and mobs and mobs of them. Do they need Ex-Lax? Perhaps an enema? Yes, we should have a "Give Your Enemy An Enema" Day! That's my idea of a good time!

All these miserable jerks really make me laugh. I like to parade around the house, imitating their stupid unhappy faces. Some look like this :( and some look like this ;\ and some look like -- you get the idea. And when they run into a naturally upbeat, happy, playful person like yours truly, they find me both incredibly annoying and incredibly attractive. It happens all the time. Over and over.

The funny thing is I actually used to think some of these people were worth spending time with! Don't ask me why! I actually thought some of my happy might help balance their sad.

Wrong.

It doesn't ever happen. They just suck the life out of you because ... here's the secret part I missed ... being miserable makes them happy! Sick, sick, sick! And here's the worst part -- making other happy people miserable, makes them even happier! Agggghhhh! Good riddance!