Not Everyone Was Kung-Fu Fighting

Here it is the middle of the night and I just heard a loud crashing noise -- and ran down the hall to check on my son -- who was, not surprisingly sideways in bed sound asleep.

He'd managed to karate kick over a floor lamp that was next to his bed, in his sleep, despite the loud crash the innocent bystander of a lamp made as it hit the floor, he slept through the whole thing -- and no surprise, I'm wide awake in the middle of the night. Wonder what he was dreaming ... must have been the Geico lizard.