You Better Read This

Start with this. Go to the link below, where I found it. Can you guess who's blog it's from? Then we'll talk about short and long blog posts, which, btw, everyone is emailing me about and disagreeing with my bold assertion below that says short and sweet is the only way to go. I am chastened.

This is what you hear when you walk through the portal of death:

You’re going to stay here for a week.

Everyone gets a private room. Please feel at home. But while you’re here there’s one thing you must do.

Out of the __ years of your life, we’d like to ask you to choose one memory, the one you remember and cherish most.

There is a time limit. You have three days to decide.

After you choose your memory, our staff will recreate it on film as exactly as possible.

On Saturday we’ll show the films to everyone. The moment the memory comes back to you most vividly, you’ll go on to the other side, taking only that memory

If you guessed Jonathon Delacour, you're right.