Sex God Says "She Will Never Stop Asking For More"

More from the wonderful world of real live spam. I got this message this morning. It was from someone named Sex God. Not an acquaintance of mine, never met him.

The subject line of his email suggests, "She Will Never Stop Asking For More."

I ponder ... "More what, exactly?"

It's still early, I figure ... "More sleep?" ... as I yawn and make a cup of tea.

I open the email.

It says, "Why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? There were many examples of animals all around. He wanted to know more. How embarrassing."

It seems to have been translated from High Dutch Transylvanian into English.