Connecticut White Women May Riot

The police barracades are up outside the Martha Stewart trial -- you don't want to see the Connecticut riots and looting when WASP women take to the streets in Darien, Greenwich and Westport. It will be ugly. Kate Spade handbags loaded with lead weights being weilded wildly, Manolo Blahnik heels stilettoing down the streets, the ladies armed with Williams Sonoma brass saucier pans, scary stuff. You thought the OJ verdict was hot!