Can't We Vote For Novak vs. Carville?

I want an interactive TV that can let us vote out Novak when he gets too noisy and vote in Carville if we like his accent.

The CNN announcers need dynamic digital stools that go up and down depending on their ratings from home viewers -- can't Diebold build those? If they say really annoying things, they are forced to wear a digital paper bag over their heads for part of the program.