Red Carpet

Tim Robbins and Susan Saradon are the best. She always looks great. Scarlet Johansson in a very green dress -- has some sort of tiers of green ruffles.

Will Smith -- so damned hot -- and his wife is a babe. DANGER ZONE: The Smiths talking about how much they love one another ... spells d-i-v-o-r-c-e, but hope not.

At least this fast cut red carpet coverage is a little more fun than the usual slow, torturous stuff.

Johnny Depp -- insanely hot -- and boy, oh, boy, can he wear mascara.

Naomi Watts looks sweet and humble. Pretty dress but pretty boring.

Ben Stiller upstaged by Owen -- so hokey. Maria's got her diamondy dress on.

"The little girl from Whale Rider she stole my heart ..."

"Examine your heart ..."

"Are those real, btw?" -- he means the diamonds on her bodice.