Friday, February 20, 2004

Always Blame Sally Hoot

If I get in trouble for doing something, I always blame my alter ego, Sally Hoot, who is a completely out-of-control wild woman. I would never have as much fun as she has. Or at least, if I did have THAT MUCH FUN, I don't figure I'd live to tell the tale.

"Me? Do that? ... Oh, no, never ... that was Sally Hoot, I'm sure she did it."