Work-a-day World

First day back to work for the new year. Take it easy. You don't actually have to get everything done today, believe it or not.

I got spam this morning from some nice lady named Cristy Flook. Cristy wants to know if it's "Time For A Better Job?" and she's willing to sell me a university degree to obtain gainful employement.

Ms. Flook! I have way too many university degrees (to go with my expertly enlarged penis) as it is. Thanks, but no thanks.

Really, seriously folks, take it easy out there. We're heading into the highest heart attack time zone -- Monday 9:00am. Keep cool guys.