Jury Selection For Martha Stewart

Her lawyer asks you:

__ Have you ever slept on sheets with less than 100% Egyptian Cotton? Say yes, you're out;

__ Can you go all the way with hand-whisked Hollandaise Sauce made from scratch, or, God forbid, have you made it from a powdered mix? No whisk, no go;

__ Do you know chartreuse, ochre, aubergine and celadon on sight, or do you have to refer to your swatches? Prove it or get the hell outta here.

__ Do you own a dibber? Do you keep it in your potting shed? No dibber, no tickey, no laundry

__Do you think this is a witch hunt designed to ruin a successful woman executive that did very little wrong, besides being successful and wealthy? Answer Yes, take a seat -- try the sack-back with the comb windsor chair on the left.