Dean Poll: Attack Me, Elect Me, Attack Me, Elect Me, Attack Me

I've decided the only salient polling technique left is to measure who is being most attacked and thereby deduce that they pose the greatest threat to those who hope that person will not be elected. All the other Democratic presidential hopefuls are busily supporting Dean in this way -- they have no platforms, save attacking Dean. The Republicans are also rallying for Dean. He should thank them. By this math, Dean has not only BEEN ELECTED, but he's already been President for two terms.