Wouldn't It Be Loverly?

Fun to sit in my cozy chair, lots of chocolates for me to eat, lots of coal making lots of heat -- well, not exactly, but you get the idea -- and then I get to visit with all my friends on #joitio IRC chatroom (when my software isn't crashing or Verizon DSL isn't hiccuping).

It's rather dull in town, I think I'll take me to Paree.
Mmmmmm.
The mistress wants to open up the castle in Capri.
Me doctor recommends a quiet summer by the sea!
Mmmm, Mmmm, wouldn't it be loverly?

All I want is a room somewhere,
Far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous chair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I would never budge 'till spring
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee,
Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly

-- My Fair Lady, Lerner & Loewe