Then One Foggy Christmas Eve

[Sung to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer]

You know Reynolds and Jarvis and Winer and Slashdot!
Allied and Dyson and Rageboy and Fleshbot!

But I know you'll fall,
for the hottest blogger of all!

Barlow's a brand new blogger
He has a very sticky site
He stopped clogging up our email!
He finally got RSS right.

All of the other bloggers
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Barlow
Join in aggregator games

Then one foggy Christmas week
Ito came to town
He said, "Barlow with that brain so bright!
Won't you start a blog tonight?!"

Now all the bloggers love him
and they're shouting out with glee
Barlow's our favorite blogger
He'll go down in history!


[And yes, here's me singing it, click the link and then hit the red square, turn up the volume -- it's an audblog audioblog!]