Shoes For New Year's Eve

Start with these and believe me, your dress will hardly matter. These shoes assure you won't be able to walk and must cling to someone's arm most of the night. With any luck, your partner will help you take them off as the evening draws to a close. They are completely unwearable he'll explain to you sensibly, then pour champagne in them. I've never gotten the logic here of drinking from someone's sweaty shoe, but this may be a region way beyong logic.