It's Rather Dull In Town

It's rather dull in town, I think I'll take me to Paree.
Mmmmmm.
The mistress wants to open up the castle in Capri.
Me doctor recommends a quiet summer by the sea!
Mmmm, Mmmm, wouldn't it be loverly?

Forget Paree and the castle in Capri -- you need a good helping of IRC!