Blogging Hardware For T2T Fitness

Okay, just call me Ms. Innovation. I finally figured it out. We need a blogging treadmill where you can work-out and blog-out at the same time. Adam Curry spilled the beans at BloggerCon when he said that maybe this blogging thing is some early stage of connecting all our brains, the very beginning of being able to converse sans words, just thought-to-thought, (T2T), so surely someone like Dean Kamen who gave us the Segway can create a Nautilus Weightlifting Treadmill Combo Brain-Scanner that gives you a buff body and a bucket full of blog after an hour's workout. That would be time well spent.

Call it Blog-Flex, but no infomercials please. I guess you'd also have to sign-up for a little surgery to put a tiny switch on the side of your head, above your ear, to enable/disable brain spam or any incoming messages or blog posts when you just wanted to turn it all off.