Yes, Chris Pirillo Does Have World's Biggest Penis

He tells us that he has "a penis that stretches from here to the middle of Nebraska, which will remain unwaveringly rigid for 218.3 years," but on further reading ... oh, I get it ... he has the world's biggest spam problem. Don't miss the post.

[Editor's Note: Gretchen, honestly, I have no factual data to support this headline. Trust me. I just could not resist posting it.]