Prince Charming? Let It Go!

Come on girls, give these guys a break. Check out these statistics and let me tell you what's going on here.

"Frequency of sex? Sixty percent of the women and 45 percent of the men said they hadn't had any in the past six months."

This is just not healthy. What the hell are you guys and gals doing all night -- blogging?!

"Nearly 30 percent of the singles reported difficulty finding dates, and said they would be delighted to start a romance if they could find the right person."

This right person thing drives me crazy. Let's lower the barrier to entry, girls. There are a lot of nice men out there. Are you looking for Prince Charming? I'm worried you are. Check out these stats.

Percentages of fiftysomethings who say they would date someone who…
Is unemployed
Men 55 percent
Women 13 percent

Is married
Men 9 percent
Women 3 percent

Has less education than they do
Men 73 percent
Women 48 percent

Has paid for sex
Men 15 percent
Women 7 percent

Has been paid to perform sex
Men 10 percent
Women 2 percent

Has less money than they do
Men 71 percent
Women 33 percent

Has a criminal record
Men 14 percent
Women 5 percent

See how forgiving these guys are? Damn! A guy will date you even if you have no job, no brains, a husband, have been paid to perform sex, have no money, hell ... even if you're a convicted felon. I told you I love men -- what's not to love?