I Need $87 Billion To End The War Of The Sexes

No one is better prepared to end terror between men and women than me. I have a plan. I know how to execute. I only need $87 billion or so to accomplish my goals. You will all sleep better as a result of my plan. You will stop sleeping alone. You will sleep like a baby with a willing partner who knows how to make you rest at ease. It's the American thing to do. It's a small price to pay. I'm adding PayPal to my site soon to help me accomplish this. No one should sleep alone -- very unhealthy, very risky. It's time we faced this crisis head on.