I Need $87 Billion For My New Urban Camo Foundation

I forgot to mention. I need $87 Billion for my new Urban Camo Foundation. Or should I say foundations? At a mere $26.99, that means I could get ... well, you do the math ... at least three or four sets. Enough to keep me warm all winter.

BTW, isn't this post pure Rageboy? I just found out he'll be in Boston for BloggerCon on Oct 4-5 so I need the money even sooner. Gotta have the right outfit.