Alpha Male Coming To A Theatre Near You

Wait! Don't get too excited. It's not a movie ... yet! But I just finished my book proposal for the book How To Become An Alpha Male In 18 Easy Lessons and shipped it off to my agent. It's full of sex and lingerie and fancy dinners and cool cars and bacon, even a little death, just to spice things up and I think it would make the greatest movie. I hope my agent is ready to sell the thing to some publisher with a pile of money burning a hole in their pocket.

Bacon?! I know you're wondering. I have a friend who says everything's better with bacon. So I've added bacon to every chapter.