Alpha Mackerel

Alpha Mackerel is talking to pretty girls again over at Rageboy's blog. I know WHO he's talking to. He's talking to Donna Wentworth. He's got his fins all in a flap because she just got married. I guess the fish was trying to woo her -- told her she looked like Laura Dern (which she does) -- but the other guy won out after all.

Alpha Mac asks, in the plaintiff cry of love lost, ("what's he got that I ain't got?!") -- DOES HE HAVE SCALES, THIS GUY? CAN HE BREATHE UNDERWATER?