Alpha Males Rise To The Occasion During Power Outage

See, that's the kind of in-depth investigative reporting we need tonight. Do you know how many lucky guys are getting it tonight? Mark this date on your calendars folks, add nine months or so. Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb, March, April ... we're talking babies.

Come on guys, she's a little freaked out -- what if it's terrorism? What if there's looting? Time to do the caveman thing and make her feel safe.