Titanium Tits

What is not to love about Angelina Jolie as Lara Kroft with those metallic mammary glands?! Holy heck. They mean business. They demand attention. She is stacked with steel. No red-blooded, nor blue-blooded American male should resist the urge to unbutton the hard body bodice and see what's soft underneath. Why isn't this movie doing box-office and land-office business? You gotta wonder. She's a stand-up kinda girl.