My New Job -- I'm A Freedom Maid!

Wow! I've got a brand new job and the best thing was the interview. This really nice guy -- tall, dark, handsome -- took me in the back room and asked me to try on an outfit, and get this, if it fit -- and it did -- you got the job.

He didn't even ask me stuff like "Where do you see yourself in five years?" or "What are your strengths and weaknesses?" or "If you were an animal, which animal would you be?"