12 Fun Things For Alpha Males To Do This Weekend

Okay, send me some and I'll post them today. Nothing too too crazy please. Here's the first few for starters. She'll love these.

1. Set up a Saturday lunch date with a girl you really are crazy for; half way through lunch reach over and take that stray blond hair off her cashmere sweater, you know the one, right above her left breast. "Just being helpful."

2. Take her shopping at Victoria's Secret;

3. Don't have a "her" to take shopping? Well, just pretend to be shopping, but ask other girls for advice;

4. A Dutch friend suggests "Give her flowers, if you work it just right, this might get her to ask you innocently if you'd like to take a nap -- always say yes";

5. A friend from Houston offers, "Write an erotic story, give it to her and see how far you get ..."

6. Anon suggests, "Kiss a woman who really isn't expecting it, then kiss her again."

7. Of course, it's fun to take your best girl shopping at a Western Wear shop.

8. And while you're trying on Western Wear, it's fun to get your favorite cowgirl a nice cowboy hat;

9. And hell, why buy your best gal a hat without getting her a pretty pair of suede chaps.

10. And if you're really having a good weekend, maybe she'd get all dressed up for you -- in just the chaps and hat -- and play ride 'em cowboy with you;

11. It is supposed to be rainy, snowy, icy, and particularly rotten weather around these parts, partner. Definately a good weekend to stay in bed, play ride 'em cowboy and if you're girl's really nice, maybe she'd tie you up with her lasso, no trick knots, but she needs to learn how to rope bulls, doesn't she?

12. And then of course, you could just go disco bowling.