How To Have Fun On War Week -- Get An HIV Test

Talk about a fun thing to do -- and the perfect time to do it. It's easy, it's fast and the blood is a pretty color of red. And here's the real beauty of it. Most weeks you might actually sweat the days between when they take your blood and when they give you the results -- but not this week! Hell, what do you care if you're HIV positive, you'll probably be dead by the end of the week anyway!