Friday, December 20, 2002

Happy Holidays

Have a great day in your Santa Hat! Have fun standing in line for 25 minutes in your hot coat in a hot store! Have fun watching your credit card get declined! Have fun listening to relatives you really can't stand tell you how fucked up your life is and giving you helpful recommendations on how to fix it! Have fun if you're not married having meddlesome friends and family ask you why you haven't tied the knot! Have fun if you're married watching your spouse get three sheets to the wind and mouth off like some idiot to the neighbors about their fucking dog that's been destroying your yard. Yes, it's that lovely time of year! Happy Holidays!