Car Trouble

See, this is the kind of thing that happens here in Massachusetts. You park your car in Harvard Yard and you come back and the local firefighters have made mincemeat of it. This is a really scary place to live. Okay, it was in nearby Framingham, a Boston suburb, not Harvard Yard, but I tell you Boston's still a scary place to live. I'm beginning to think there's a not-so-subtle war raging between the Ph.d's and regular guys around here. I'm betting on the regular guys.