As The Registrar of The University of Blogaria

I may have to expel some of the UBlogaria wise guys, I just wanted to give fair warning. There's been a lot of horsing around going on in the blogging frats. Delta Delta Delta's a veritable bordello.

I'm especially concerned on the eve of Rageboy's birthday. We didn't appreciate the fire caused in the girl's dorm last year after the panty raid scheduled to celebrate his birth. The new dorm was rebuilt to the tune of $5M and is just re-opening tonight. The coeds are throwing a party. We asked them NOT to invite Professor Locke.