Wake Up West Coast

I've been calling people on the West Coast today at work. They're still asleep! I remember when I first moved to LA and one day, I picked up the New York Times -- we had it delivered 'cause we couldn't stand being without it and I looked at it, rather shocked, thinking, "This is old news. These New York people have been up for three hours making more news and we've been sleeping and eating mango slices like lazy idiots. I hate them. They're beating us." Of course, now I'm back east and miss the West Coast non-stop.