Friday, April 19, 2002

Will I Be Pretty, Will I Be Fat?


Remember the old song? Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be. The future's not ours to see, que sera, sera. When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be?" "Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me.

Well, I don't need to ask my mom, I can ask Dan Pink at Just-1-Thing. He's been warning us repeatedly that we'll all be VERY FAT if we don't watch our fries and shakes. And if you used his nifty AGE-O-METER on his cool site on March 19, 2002, you'll also find out how old you'll be. I'll be 99 and ... yep, very fat!!! Ugh! Say it ain't so, Joe!

Well, whether you're 12, 22, 32, 42, 52 or 62, heck, even 72, there's a LOT you can do to stay slim and resist the long, slow slide into Fatsville. Come back soon, I'll be writing about it all day.